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Disappearing Knife Bang Gun with Flag
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Disappearing Knife Bang Flag Gun

The disappearing knife is also known as a stage knife. That's because the blade retracts into the handle on this fake knife instead of actually stabbing the victim. The overall length of this knife is 7 1/2" . The blade is 3" long. (Make sure young children or simpletons witnessing your prank understand the trick or you could end up being stabbed by a real knife -- just saying.)

This is your classic Bang Flag Gun. It's a great prop for a goofy video and it's just like the gun you've seen in the cartoons. You just pull the trigger and a little flag flies out that says BANG.
Pocket Disgusting Sounds Exhaust Whistle
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pocket disgusting sounds exhaust pipe whistle
As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included! How many times have you wished you could torture your victim by making him think he has car problems? Well, here's a simple, cheap, and harmless way to annoy the crap out of anybody. The exhaust pipe whistle acts like a reed and when placed in the stream of outgoing exhaust in the car's tailpipe, a loud whistling will occur. This usually has the effect of driving the victim nuts, thinking that there is something wrong with the car. One time a young man had his mother's car and was visiting one of the neighbor's daughters. We slipped an exhaust whistle into his tailpipe and off he went, only about 100 feet before he stopped. Freaking out, he just knew his mother was going to kill him for whatever the heck he did to her car. We let him off the hook of course, after a bit of torture during which we interrogated him about his driving habits. One customer wrote in with a story of how he actually got himself fired by putting the whistle in a co-workers car. Coincidentally the car broke down, a complaint was filed and the prankster was suddenly unemployed. There's another rather mean story of a guy I know who, as an act of revenge, used a broomstick to push the exhaust pipe whistle so deep into the victim's tailpipe that it had to be cut out with a torch. The exhaust whistle will fit most tailpipes. Just bend the side flanges for a snug fit. When you want to let your mark off the hook, you can fish the whistle out of the tailpipe with a coat hanger and use it again. Use two for dual exhaust vehicles.
Nail Thru Hand Party Pooper
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nail thru hand party pooper
This prank creates the illusion of a nail stuck through the victim's hand. Slip this gauze and trick nail over your hand to create an instant fake injury. Run into the house screaming. Add realism to the prank by pounding loudly with actual hammer and nails just before the fake injury. A further enhancement can be achieved by dipping the "injured" hand in blue or black ink to suggest that circulation has been cut off below the bandage. A splash of fake blood is a nice touch as well.
Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.

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36" fake snake
Very realistic three foot long fake snake is perfect for practical jokes. Position the fake snake artfully in a plant, in a brief case or purse or by the front door. Or use some mono-filament fishing line tied around the snake's head to make a startling prank for the beer cooler, car door, cabinet, or toilet seat. Simply tie a length of line so that the snake flies up at the victim when they open the cooler, door, or toilet lid. Many uses. Comes in assorted colors.

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